Ahoy, boaters! If you're reading this, chances are you're already part of the elite, the creme de la creme of the maritime world: the Outboard Motor People. You know who you are—those who laugh in the face of inboard motors and navigate the waves with the kind of swagger that can only come from an outboard engine. But just in case anyone needs convincing (looking at you, inboard motor people), here are the top 5 reasons why outboard motor enthusiasts are simply cooler.
1. We’ve Got the Moves
Let’s face it: outboard motors are like the Swiss Army knives of the boating world. Need to tilt the motor up to avoid shallow waters? Done. Want to make a sharp turn to show off your sweet boating skills? Easy. Inboard motors? They’re like trying to parallel park a school bus—good luck impressing anyone with that!
2. Backyard Mechanics Are Our People
Outboard motor people are the DIY kings and queens of the boating world. Need to change the oil? Replace a propeller? Tune up the engine? We’re on it faster than you can say “pass the wrench.” Inboard motor people have to call in the pros every time their engine coughs. Where’s the fun in that?
3. We Know How to Make an Entrance
Pulling up to the dock with an outboard motor is like arriving at a party in a convertible. You’ve got that sleek, compact engine just chilling on the back of your boat, whispering, “Yeah, I’m awesome, and I know it.” Inboard motors are hidden away like they’re embarrassed to be seen in public. Come on, show a little engine pride!
4. We’re the Minimalists of the Water
Inboard motors take up all that precious space inside your boat, like an overzealous roommate who hogs the whole living room. Outboard motor people? We know how to maximize our space. More room for coolers, fishing gear, and those inflatable flamingos everyone pretends not to want but secretly loves.
5. We’re the James Bonds of Boating
Need to make a quick getaway? Outboard motors have got your back. Just fire up the engine, and you’re off like a speedboat in a spy movie. Inboard motors are more like those clunky old cars that need a minute to warm up. Not exactly what you want when you’re trying to make a dramatic exit from a sandbar party.
So there you have it, folks—five rock-solid reasons why outboard motor people are just plain cooler than the inboard crowd. But hey, we’re all out here on the water to have fun, so let’s keep the friendly rivalry going and maybe even let an inboard motor person tag along for the ride. (Just don’t forget to remind them who’s cooler.)
Now, who’s ready to hit the water?